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This Feline Friday, let’s talk about

WOLF: TENSHUN, Hooman. U let Oskar hijack dat BYOOTIFILL story ’bout ALL DE DOGZ IN DA WORLD!! We iz not amoozed. yer FRIDAY IZ CANCELLED!

ME: (Hunting for caps lock key.)

QUIET BUT DEEP VOICE: Today is Feline Friday.

WOLF: whoa. Wait. DAT’S JES A MOVIE…

ME: (So is the giant wolf vs. chopper scene, but let’s maintain a strategic silence here and crawl into the safe room until this blows over.) (disappears)

WOLF (GOING ON): En annyway, youse EXTINCT AHAHAHA!

SMOOTH, DEEP VOICES, CLOSER: Today is Feline Friday.

Just for the record, snow leopards are big cats, too, and clouded leopards are close kin.

WOLF: OW,right in de tenshun span No fare usin long shows…

But before the whole pack can assemble —

A QUIET LITTLE VOICE: Shaddup, weze tryin ta slepes heer!

WOLVES:

Time passes. All is quiet. The safe room door slowly opens.

ME: Whew, March really blew in like a you know what this year!

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